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IamFree…not to use spaces in song titles if I choose! Apologies if you do happen to accidentally hit play and listen to this one – it contains a very indulgent guitar solo that just keeps going on and on – I thought about editing the flunked notes that it contains and then I thought…is that really what I want to be doing with the rest of my life!? And what’s up with every time I try to sing a harmony I sound like Batman (the Christian Bale one) gargling baking soda…?

Song for my wife…

It’s summer 2023 so here’s a song I created in-between dips in the pool and bicycle rides in the forest! My thanks to Brady for the awesome picture of nature featured in the song art! In fact – my free advice – perhaps just stick with looking at the glorious picture rather than actually listen to the song…seems like Buddy Holly influenced my singing…or was it that yodeler in the mountains? Check it out below if you dare…(make sure your volume is muted):

I’ll let the song speak for itself…

What Christmas time would be complete without a gift from Santa? The majority of humans on the planet do not celebrate Christmas so today’s sonic offering is for them because no one, Santa believer or not, would consider this a gift from Santa… The discordant notes, the irregular beat, the terrible mix…all add up to what could be considered the worst song of 2022 – quite a feat considering we are nearing the end of the year…so prepare yourself…ideally by pouring molten wax into your ears, sit back and sink into the knowledge that…no matter the mistakes you’ve made over the year, none can be greater than this one…It Goes Here!™

Yet more Vogon poetry to be avoided at all costs! Whilst it was fun to make, I’d advise against exposing your ears to this collection of sound waves (unless you are deaf).

You may have heard interviews with daring individuals who’ve warped their minds with hallucinogens and, when asked if they can describe their experience, they say… “words are simply not enough.” For those who are reluctant to distort their vision with exotic heterocycles then take a listen to this auditory experience and ask yourself…how would I describe this?

Total cow dung.

Enjoy, if you think you’re ‘ard enough!

A more conventional pop song than last submission – I mean… some of the instruments are actually being played in the correct time signature! If only I could learn to sing in key it might be a little less painful to listen to. At least it was fun to make!